Random: hello there! whats up?

Me: Hello.

Me: Not much.

Me: How about your self?

Random: im good.. are you bored and feeling horny a the moment just like me?

Me: No, not really.

Random: wanna have some fun?

Me: I have candy and Oreo’s, so I’m already having fun

Random: lol

Just because I am a guy and I am on the internet does not mean I wish to or am going to get into some sort of sexual based thing or act with you, whether that would be via web-cam, role-play or meeting up with you to have sex…….. and besides, I still have about 7 box’s of Oreo’s and have a container of lollies to eat and I consider both of these things more important.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

221bbakerstreetis5by5:

lizzledpink:

lizzledpink:

sugarpucks:

danithedoommagnet:

everyonelovesrobots:

Oh dear god what have I done…

why

crying

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

I JUST SPIT OUT MY ORANGE JUICE. 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

so-spectacular:

This is literally the best gifset on all of tumblr.

worldwar2chainz:

remixedwriter:

alohomoralarry:

arepitasdulces:

music-saves-me-everyday:

picture-of-a-promise:

theredfairy:

suicidal-eyes:

children-of-divorce:

downfromthedoorwhereitbegan:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

24390

28, 753.

77285

77,747

81,314

84,236

85035

92436

93166

I am disappoint.

theawkwardmuggle:

jerkofanassbutt:

sherlocked-the-tardis:

My mum said if I got more than 600,000 notes I was allowed to adopt a chinchilla.

I tried this last year, but I only managed 8 notes.

She believes that there’s no way tumblr cares that much. 

Everyone’s getting fluffy animals and I feel sad because no one wants me to have a chinchilla :(

you’re getting a chinchilla ok those things are adorable

let’s do this folks

bitch we gettin you that mothafuckin chinchilla

thenizu:

blueboxer:

Doctor Who | Steven Seller
“It’s like Tenacious-D and Chameleon Circuit had a baby.”

This is simply amazing °__° Oh god.

illbeyourss:

ofpigandpepper:

roxxxie-neko:

bunnywith:

anchors-and-balloons:

you-aremysunshine:

byfn:

k—allos:

please please PLEASE reblog this, I wanna find her :’)
I’ll love you forever if you reblog this, judging you if you don’t.
Ok bye.

DID YOU FIND EACH OTHER OMG

REBLOG THIS NOW

PAGING STRANGER

NEEDS MORE NOTES

I’ll punch the first person to say “I ship it” in the stomach

Omg, reblog♥

learningtolovemyself:

thegoddamazon:

fromtheeyesofastargazer:

unholy-majesty:

oxblood:

fattyforever:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

skyremains:

nezua:

queennubian:

boston:

FDA approves pill to prevent HIV infections

The drug, Truvada, is the first medication intended to prevent HIV infections in people having sex with infected individuals.

(JEFF CHIU/AP)

IT JUST GOT REAL

What good news for the world.

Remember when this made the news weeks ago and US news outlets didn’t find it worth reporting?

BLESS THIS

This should have like, 1,000% more notes.

This is amazing.

Are you telling me that those Ryan Gosling cupcakes have 45,000 notes and this post hasn’t even reached 5,000?

Relevant.

And it was on this day that this appeared on my dash, and I said “Damn, finally some good news!” and reblogged the hell out of it. 

Finally. :)

a beautiful day

n0tmeaningless:

supah-dupah:

pennydreadfuljournal:

honeybesweet:

accordingtoabigail:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha

OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR

I CHOKED

OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

THIS IS PERFECT OMG AHAHAHAHA